It's not you, it's them! The DMV has admitted to intentionally taking bad license photos. They do it on purpose! It's not just you, everyone's license photo looks bad. They use a special camera that makes your face look wider than it is. Even people with slim faces end up looking like they have a round, moon-shaped face in their license photos. The camera adds ten pounds to your face! And, it's not just the camera, it's also the lighting. The lighting in the DMV is designed to make you look bad. It's like they want you to have a bad license photo. But, why? Some people think it's because the DMV wants to make sure you don't get too many compliments on your license photo. They want you to look bad so you don't get too full of yourself. Others think it's because the DMV wants to make sure you're easily recognizable. They want your license photo to be so bad that it's easy to tell it's you. So, next time you get your license renewed, don't worry if your photo doesn't look great. It's not you, it's the DMV!